Freaked (1993)

Been waiting to see this for over a decade, and it just isnt that great. SMG does the makeup and effects, which are awesome in all their Yuzna-esque glory, but this horror comedy is neither scary nor funny. There are a few puns worth a snicker at the beginning, then the fun wears off. A has-been actor gets roped into sponsoring a new chemical, but is mutated and forced into a sideshow when he runs into a psychotic ringleader using the chemical to build an army of freaks. For cheap laughs and decent effects, it will pay the bill, plus its the only film with Mr. T as The Bearded Lady, so watch the trailer then decide if its worth it. I likely wont reproach it.

Rating: 6/10.