Garbage Day: Bloodrayne (2005)

Another Uwe Boll masterpiece, with the perfect mixture of terrible unbelievable acting, horrible dialogue, and some of the worst directing and editing brought to the screen. A character that was supposedly killed literally gets up and walks off before one of the cuts. Its that bad. Theres ok blood and gore, sexcellent nude scene, but other than that this film is a travesty. Watch for a range of actors that cant decide if this was a period piece and whether or not they were supposed to have accents. Its like no one was behind the wheel, like there was no script and Boll just said 'Fuck it, there's a vampire, act scared.. And.. GO!' A dhampir (pronounced Dumb-pire) sets out to destroy her father, who raped her mother and sucks in general.

Rating: 5/10.