New Feature: "Garbage Day"

For lack of anything better to do, I will be dumping old reviews of films I have seen that should never be seen by human eyes and that have physically caused blunt trauma to my already damaged brain into the blog. Seeing as how I will never rewatch (most of these) films, there is no other way to torture yourselves through their agonizing reviews than just reposting and breaking my canon of only posting reviews on an "as-seen" basis. Live with it. This feature will be christened Garbage Day in honor of an all-time terrible film Silent Night, Deadly Night 2.

New reviews that do fall into the "as-seen" canon but also qualify as indisputable garbage will be taken out with the trash and thrown in their respective category and the Garbage Day folder so that there is no mistaking that they are terrible.

I'll also reserve this feature for poking fun at movies I just really dont like, and to have some fun with the reviews in a completely flippant manner.

I wish I could say this feature will be posted on a specific day of the week / month / day / celestial alignment, but why make it expected when surprises are so much more fun.. Needless to say, I recommend you pass on these films. Now brace yourselves, it's going to get ugly..

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