Massacre in Dinosaur Valley (1985)

A more appropriate title would have been "Grossly Misleading Jungle Adventure Movie." A group of explorers set off to find long lost relics in a forbidden territory, only to have their plane go down with no chance of rescue. They are left to battle nature, cannibals, thieving miners, and rattlesnakes (?). It serves as an average Italian adventure effort with cheesy acting, bad dubbing, ridiculous effects, and a pointless plot. The over the top action is corny, but enjoyable, with Sopkiw hamming it up as a larger than life hero not unlike Ash of The Evil Dead. Fans of The Last Cannibal World or Mountain of the Cannibal God might enjoy it, but otherwise it is entirely passable.

Rating: 4/10.
Gore: 5/10.