Witchery (1988)

Disastrous haunted house vehicle starring Linda Blair and The Hoff. The plot is so boring and pointless that you sit in anticipation, thinking at any minute something awesome MUST be coming up soon. By 1hr, it becomes apparent that nothing is coming.. nothing. A witch haunts a deserted isle hotel, while visitors succumb to her crappy overacting slash witchery. A (very) few OK make-up FX for the gore, but nothing worth watching for. The witch is some old, beat former actress that just randomly appears in reflections or in person with no consistency or suspense. The acting isnt unbearable, and there are a few moments of surreal visuals, but this is Eurotrash you can definitely afford to miss.

Rating: 4/10.
Gore: 5/10.