Saturday, June 6, 2009

Creatures from the Abyss (1994)

I only wish I was Italian and could have seen this one in the original language, maybe the jokes would have made sense and the dialogue wouldnt have been so terrible. Probably not. Very, very, very lame killer fish flick with dreadful dubbing and worse acting. The film would be a complete waste, but what it DOES offer is some absolutely ridiculous FX, with spiny fish heads ripping through peoples skulls, plenty of nudity, and chicks crapping out a bunch of fish eggs. Some of the scenes are absolutely absurd, so it almost amounts to a decent B-movie, but the gore is just too little too late. A group of teens happen upon a deserted yacht that turns out to be a research vessel attempting to recombine fish genes into mutant monsters. Then people die. Hardcore B-movie fans looking for the worst of the worst need only apply, otherwise avoid this train wreck!!

Rating: 4/10.
Gore: 6/10.



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