Troll 2 is one of the single greatest films ever made, in that it is pure, unadulterated filmmaking with absolutely no discernment for acting, dialogue, plot, logic, or any of the other bothersome ingredients that normally plague a director. There are limitless examples of just how awesome this film is, but I have such a huge love for the film that I hate ever spoiling any of the fun for anyone else. Every viewer needs to go into this one with absolutely no warning. If you can only imagine the worst spoken dialogue imaginable, played out like a terrible high school play using only the very worst costumes conceivable. Now, the first question ever one asks is "Isnt this a continuation of the first Troll?" No. Not even close. In an expected twist of fate, the Italians jumped on the Troll title and churned out this direct to VHS travesty, when in fact there arent even any trolls in the film (as they are referred to as goblins). I want so desperately to plaster the review with favorite moments, but just do yourself a favor and watch the film, or if youve seen it, get out a warm glass of Nilbog milk and watch it again until it cures your hunger pangs. This is one of the most entertaining films ever made, and MUST be seen to believe. A family from the city switches homes with a family from a small rural community, only to find out that the city is inhabited by evil goblins bent on vegetarian lifestyles.. of DOOM!!
Since I refuse to post any clips of the film, here is an equally awesome music video in homage to the best worst film ever made: