This was a joke. It had to have been. This was a joke that was played on the viewer. There is no way that acting can legitimately be this bad. I have at least 1,500 films behind me at this point, and I can say for a fact that no honest attempt has ever been this poor. There are times when I turned to my wife and asked if she was sure they sent us the right DVD. In this mockery of the original series, we have 4 or 5 more short stories that are each incoherent and annoying in their own rights. First, some dumb slut turns into a blob when her dad causes a rift in the fabric of reality using his TV remote. Next, a prick security guard is lead to millions in stolen cash by an anthropomorphic radio. Third, a different slut stabs a bunch of people then meets her match. After that, the old dude that made the remote gets his mail order bride dead because he's an inventor and his ex-students thought he made an android and tried to take her apart thinking it was a joke, but it turns out it wasn't and they killed her. That one is actually kinda bloody, however the amount of blood in it is inversely proportional to the quality of the acting and writing. Last (I think), some stupid ass shitty doctor is haunted by a bum he gave a bad hot dog to. Each of the above descriptions are accurate. I don't want to talk about this rapid-fire turd gun any more, so I will close with this: I hate this movie and I almost turned it off after 13m. The end.
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