Its Alive (2009)

Im not going to waste your time or mine. This movie sucks. Not because its a remake, because it is terrible. Bijou Phillips needs to find a new genre, Im tired of seeing her in every single god damned film that comes out. There is some gore, a fair amount of blood, but more shitty CG, loud noises, and dreadful pacing. The film actually bears a sickening resemblance to GRACE, and I am now convinced of one thing:

All of you out there that hated GRACE received ITS ALIVE in your Netflixes because GRACE was far more popular than anyone ever could have imagined and they ran out and needed a cheap substitute.

Epic fail.

Rating: 4/10.
Gore: 5/10.
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  1. Haven't seen it and in fact, I didn't even know it came out.

  2. Thanks for saving me a few hours of my life!! You are so thoughtful! :)


  3. Saw this at Blockbuster, and was tempted to rented, but if its a straight to video and its a remake, it usually means its pure crap. Thanks for the warning!

  4. Hahaha, I wish that was the case--that I had received this instead of Grace, but disliking of Grace is legitimate.

    Yeah, I'll skip this one. It flew under the radar to DVD release. No one knew this thing was out!

  5. I guess it's only a matter of time before we get a version of "God Told Me To" starring Lorenzo Lamas, "Q: The Winged Serpent" with Beau Bridges and "The Stuff" with James Van Derbeek.

    Like the others, I knew this was being made, but not that it came out.

    BTW I have no interest in seeing "Grace" since I did not care about seeing "The Brood" by Cronenberg that came out in the 1970s.

  6. Grace was hyped by the Adam Green aspect. I really don't think I'll see either evil fetus movie


    I didn't see the remake yet but I wanted to chime in with your FAIL statement. Come to think of it, maybe U will skip it now. I am waiting for Grace and queued it because I read some blogs that raved about it. Does it suck or is it good iyho?

  8. I know this one is bad enough where I would never consider buying it, so the chances of ever seeing it again are pretttttty slim. I thought GRACE was one of the best Indepenedent Horror entries to come out in the last decade, I believe the review can be found in my Suspense / Mystery tags on the right or through a quick search if youre interested homeslice