J-Horror Anthology: Underworld (2005)

If this had been my first exposure to Japanese Horror, I would never have watched a single other J-Horror film ever in my entire life. This collection of shorts is, simply put, terrible. Each entry appears to have been shot on digicam using all teen actors, and recycles the plots of more successful films condensed into 15m bores with no scares, no suspense, and even less blood. Add to that terrible CG and sappy melodramatic music and you have a Horror anthology that is safe for the kiddies. Visit the product description below if you are still interested somehow, but I am going to forgo the full review and synopsis and leave you with this:

Rating: 3/10.
Gore: -10/10.
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