The Return (2006)

I couldn't decide which of the two sentences were wittier, so here are two alternatives I was going to go with:
-THE RETURN is a cross between STIR OF ECHOES, stupid, and boring as shit.

-"Hi, I'm STIR OF ECHOES, have we met?"

Predictable, unoriginal, boring.

Rating: 7/10.
Entertainment: 5/10.
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  1. I like the first better...for what it's worth.

  2. Agreed, I figured I would throw in a wild card for anyone that wanted something more predictable

  3. lol, I actually didn't mind this one but then again I could watch Sarah Michelle Gellar read Moby Dick for 14 hours straight without moving.

  4. I'll admit, it wasnt that it was terrible, its just that it was so middle of the road and derivative that I just couldnt care

  5. jervaise brooke hamsterJuly 27, 2013 at 6:34 PM

    Carl, with regards to the two sentences, there should have been a third alternative...thats guessed it...first time..."I want to bugger Sarah Michelle Gellar (as the bird was in 1995 when the bird was 18, not as the bird is now obviously)".