An utterly ridiculous ninja gore spectacle that makes up for its terrible filmmaking in its absurd action and awful dubbing. The young daughter of a Yakuza leader is kidnapped by her father's rival, but thankfully she has been given the Dragon Bell which summons the Ninja Dragons, a trio of warriors with unmatched skill. Sort of. While this is an obvious play on the ninja and samurai films that were prevalent through the 70s and 80s, I wouldn't say it was a parody of them so much as a stupid, low-brow B-movie effort with no intention of being taken seriously. It combines elements of the ninja assassin movie with only the worst in low-budget horror, leading to only the most unconvincing disembowelments, decapitations, and head crushes imaginable. Even in its worst moments, it still manages to be entertaining though, thanks in part to the hilariously out of place dubbing and dialogue that takes the characters to the furthest exaggerated extremes. Horror fans: avoid. Ninja B-movie fans: do you exist?
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