How many times do I have to tell people, strippers do not make good actresses. PSYCHO SANTA is another abysmal $0 budget Horrorbortion that isn't worth the plastic it's coded on. No fan should be subjected to a movie this bad, but in all of its terrible glory, it does manage to be a slight improvement over SATAN CLAUS. A young couple on their way to a Christmas party recall the tale of a psychotic Santa that kills people. Later, he kills people. Plot handled. Director Peter Kier has at least some grasp on what visual storytelling and lighting should look like, but still manages to fail at both. Poor scripting, worse acting, but the one thing he knows will sell a few copies is having half the cast take their clothes off. It is easy to say that many of the film's failings were due to its non-existent budget, but it is obvious that millions of dollars couldn't have saved it. There is a reason that people return to Christmas classics like BLACK CHRISTMAS, SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT, and CHRISTMAS EVIL year after year; it's because they're good. Don't waste your time here.
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