Literally unwatchable porn. While the boob-o-meter was off the charts, there isn't enough plot in this piece of crap to choke a camel. A wacked-out weirdo that's obsessed with a porn star uses the black-clad costume and gardening claw props from her last film to eliminate the other slutty porn stars and producer that are holding back her career. Ten shower scenes later, he buys a Santa costume, and the same mindless (and bloodless) killing goes on for another half hour or so until you can't take it any longer and turn the TV off. You couldn't ask for more cardboard characters and staged acting. I'm pretty sure I saw a girl reading off of a cue card at one point. The killer is such a wussy putz he single-handedly drains the film out of any of the possible fun that could be had. I know you have all seen BLACK CHRISTMAS and SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT countless times, and you are probably curious to find another Christmas classic as I have been, but please, don't rent this garbage.
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