Monday, August 2, 2010

Meatball Machine (2005)

Nothing can prepare you for MEATBALL MACHINE. Its insane comic book action and gore are only outmatched by its crude humor and sickening gross-outs. In it, a love-lorn teen discovers a mysterious piece of armor that transforms him and the girl he has obsessed over into berserk killing machines that must eat the hearts of other "Necroborgs" in order to survive. With everything from children being liquidated by oncoming traffic, to projectile vomit, to cross-dressing hookers, masturbation, and rape (both human and inhuman), the film pulls no punches in trying to shock and disturb its audience. The low-budget costuming and FX are surprisingly effective, mangling found objects into unrecognizable body armor and exaggerated bio-weapons. Fans of outrageously over-the-top Asian Horror films like MACHINE GIRL or TOKYO GORE POLICE cannot go wrong with this blood-splattered shocker!

Rating: 7/10.
Gore: 8/10.

If you liked MEATBALL MACHINE, check out:
TETSUO: THE IRON MAN, TOKYO GORE POLICE, THE GUYVER.



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4 comments:

  1. I thought this was gonna be some porn vid you picked up in NY week last week (hahaha), but glad to see it is not and sounds pretty cool. Welcome back.

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  2. It wouldnt be that far off man lol.. This one is all sorts of craziness!

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  3. I don't think I've heard of this one, but it sounds right up my alley, Carl.

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  4. If anyone will, you will V! =D

    I sold my co-worker on it today too, he'll be swapping me for Kick-Ass tomorrow

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