Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Evil Bong 2 (2009)

Just when Allistair, Larnell, Brett, and Bachman thought they had escaped the soul-sucking Eebbee, they discover that the evil bong has cursed them with extreme cases of narcolepsy, overeating, and decreased sexual inhibition! Now, they must travel into the jungles of the Amazon in order to find the bong's creator if they ever hope to return to their regular pot-head selves! Sure, it may not reach the grand scale of Peter Jackson's KING KONG (or even BAD TASTE for that matter), but EVIL BONG 2 is as epic as any Full Moon stoner-horror comedy sequel is ever going to get. Charles Band takes this loveable bunch of morons out of their dingy apartment and throws them into the wilds of Los Angeles (with a few palm dressings for realism) for more crazy antics. The sinister King Bong awaits them, along with his half-naked amazonian princesses from the Poontang tribe who look to destroy them. All of the same goofy humor returns from the original, with even more hilarious moments from each of the brain-dead leads. If you didn't get enough EVIL BONG action from the first film, you can't go wrong with this silly sequel!

Rating: 5/10.

5 comments:

  1. Never seen either, although the inanity of it sounds like fun.

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  2. Wait, there's an Evil Bong 1!!!??? My radar totally missed these ones, Carl! Thanks for the heads up. :)

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  3. And just wait, there's more! EVIL BONG 3-D: THE WRATH OF BONG is still touring local theater chains before hitting VOD and DVD later this year guys! I was on set for the filming, and it was a total blast. Tons of naked chicks and evil bongs looking to rule the world, how can you go wrong?

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  4. To answer your question, Carl- the movie exists.

    Seriously, I'm just not interested in Full Moon's more overtly-comical films.

    Incidentally, I found a movie on streaming that is an interesting 'sister film' to this. Hit me on e-mail about it.

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