Thursday, May 26, 2011

The Killer Eye (1999)

A brilliant science experiment goes horribly wrong when a strange mix of radiation and deadly chemicals lets loose The Killer Eye from the 8th dimension! The Eye only wants one thing: to procreate with the women of Earth in order to create an army of slithery pus balls of its own! THE KILLER EYE had the potential to be a ton of fun if only it were made to be a little less serious. Full Moon's sexed-up monster romp plays out like a bad porno, with stilted performances that are thankfully overshadowed by the absurd amount of softcore nudity. The Killer Eye isn't nearly as killer as it is horny, as it spends the majority of its time molesting its entranced victims with its slimy tentacles. Things pick up in the final act, when bad science is replaced with bad jokes and a number of ridiculous gags. This one is best left to the B-movie fans with eyeball fetishes.

Rating: 3/10.


If you liked THE KILLER EYE, check out:
CREATURES FROM THE ABYSS, HEAD OF THE FAMILY, PARASITE.

5 comments:

  1. Yeah, this movie sucks. You know what doesn't suck though? Pimping your site blatantly-

    http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2010/04/moon-over-miami-killer-eye.html

    Good times. Good times.

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  2. My erstwhile movie-partner Red subjected me to the painful tedium of this KILLER EYE garbage a looong time ago. To this day, I've never forgiven him.

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  3. This one has Red written alllll over it!

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  4. Absurd amount of softcore nudity???
    SURELY, this deserves more than a four out of ten!

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  5. When a film finds new and creative ways to make nudity boring (see PIRANHA), I cant help but rate it down ;)

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