Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Dinocroc Vs Supergator (2010)

If you are still reading this review after seeing the title of the film, you know what you are in for. DINOCROC VS SUPERGATOR joins Roger Corman's other trashy creature features like DINOSHARK and SHARKTOPUS as the latest giant monster mash-up, and you can expect all of the same horribly awesome acting, stupendously terrible special effects, and dreadfully boring plot as the others. A secret testing facility headed by the seedy billionaire Drake (David Carradine) unleashes two monstrous mutant reptiles that go on to terrorize the island of Kauai before facing off against one another in the epic finale! Sounds great! This abysmal waste of celluloid has only gained notoriety thanks to a series of clips that have been constantly reused on television's The Soup, most of which focus on the completely unexpected and poorly accomplished death sequences, and Jerry, pool boy extraordinaire. The unintentional humor that surfaces out of this cinematic cesspool is priceless, and worth suffering through the rest of the runtime. Avoid it if you can, but those of you that revel in corny dialog and awful special effects can't do better than DINOSHARK VS SUPERGATOR.

Rating: 3/10.
Gore: 4/10.

Everything you would ever need to see from DINOCROC VS SUPERGATOR has been condensed in the clip below for your enjoyment:



If you liked DINOCROC VS SUPERGATOR, check out:
DINOSHARK, MEGA PIRANHA, SHARK ATTACK 3.

2 comments:

  1. Angel on the left shoulder: no Maynard, do NOT watch it! It's not worth it!

    Devil on the right shoulder: aw fuck it. You made it through "Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus", so you will make it through this schlock too.
    :)

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  2. One thing is certain MM, this one will bring the laughs!

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