Monday, October 3, 2011

The Perfect House (2010)

A young married couple is just dying to get into the home of their dreams, but what the real estate agent hasn't told them is that the only way they're leaving is in a hearse! THE PERFECT HOUSE tells a trilogy of terrifying tales surrounding a mysterious murder house that has claimed the lives of countless victims. As the oversexed real estate agent walks the pair through each room, a new story is unfolded as part of an inventive bookend to this omnibus effort. Kris Hulbert and Randy Kent bring together a cast filled with many of their favorite stars from the 80's and 90's, including Felissa Rose and Jonathan Tiersten from SLEEPAWAY CAMP as well as RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD's John Philbin and more! Gore and Slasher fans will be right at home, since each of the stories have a bloody payoff in the end. Sibling rivalry turns deadly in the first act, a psycho maniac plays cat and mouse with his latest victim in the second, and a wild family of ingrates learns the importance of being a good neighbor in the third. The acting is hit or miss considering the cast was likely chosen for their face value, but each of the tales are fast, funny, and brutally violent. If you're in the market for a gory new place to call home, be sure to check out THE PERFECT HOUSE!

Rating: 6/10.

Movies like THE PERFECT HOUSE:
THE AMITYVILLE HORROR, NIGHTMARE ALLEY, LIVE ANIMALS, BODY BAGS.

3 comments:

  1. You can watch the film now on our Facebook fanpage, "The Perfect House

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  2. Dude Ricky may be one of the greatest teen characters in any 80's Slasher flick, you and Felissa sold RETURN TO SLEEPAWAY CAMP just by appearing in it =D Bank that for all it's worth Jonathan, fans will keep coming back! Hoping to see you and Felissa at next year's West Coast conventions when you start promoting SLEEPAWAY CAMP REUNION!

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