Saturday, November 5, 2011

The Killer Eye: Halloween Haunt (2011)

For those unfortunate enough to have seen the first KILLER EYE, a followup would seem to spell 'disaster,' but KILLER EYE: HALLOWEEN HAUNT ranks alongside KILLJOY 3 and DEMONIC TOYS 2 as one of Full Moon's surprise sequels! Jenna invites her three hottest friends over to decorate for Halloween, when one of the props is zapped to life by her mother's crystal ball! One by one, the girls succumb to the eye's evil wishes, leaving Jenna to fend for herself as it attempts to impregnate her with its seed. KILLER EYE 2 is just pure campy fun that never gets bogged down by unnecessary story or character. Where else can you find a group of sexy, half-naked babes running away from an over-sexed killer eyeball in a creepy haunted house? With the help of prop maker Adam Johnston and the gruesome art designs of Sean P. Rodgers, Charles Band creates one of the company's best-dressed sets in years. The lifeless underacting from each of the girls only plays into the cheesiness of the plot, and can be forgiven in exchange for plenty of mindless nudity and gratuitous gore. Full Moon fans are sure to love this latest creation from the makers of EVIL BONG and THE GINGERDEAD MAN!

Rating: 5/10.
Entertainment: 7/10.

10 comments:

  1. I was completely disinterested in this, but you've made me want to seek it out. Thanks for the review!

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  2. Steve, if you liked KILLJOY 3, this will be a blast! Silly and stupid, but good old fashioned Full Moon action

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  3. ...Yeah, I still don't care. This movie would have to cure cancer to peak my interest.

    That said, I'll probably review it in about 6 months.

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  4. Honestly, who can blame you? Anyone that has seen THE KILLER EYE knows what horrors Full Moon is capable of, but this one is a ton of fun and may or may not feature some snippets that I wrote during the script review.

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  5. As a side-note, I question any recommendation that includes the phrase 'If you liked Killjoy 3...'

    No good will come from that. :-)

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  6. lol it caters to a very specific audience... If you somehow get to this one Alec, I wrote the ocular/vaginal inversion w00t!!1

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  7. If I can get a hold of them (assuming that they aren't randomly-OOP like a lot of Full Moon films), I'll give some of the newer stuff a shot.

    I was actually going to do 'Evil Bong' before, but the disc was sh-sh-sh-sha-shattered in the mail. Maybe next time.

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  8. *UPDATE* Full Moon apparently only wants people to buy their movies, as Netflix doesn't have anything they've done since 'Puppet Master X.'

    I guess I need your Full Moon connections to actually see them...because I'm sure not going to start buying Full Moon films. :-)

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  9. Theyve been taking off in the On Demand networks, and are hitting the cable networks nationwide.

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  10. Shit lot of good that does me. :-)

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